I understand that working at a law firm brings tremendous stress to the Attorney's and the staff. However, I've come to the inkling that a lot of the Attorney's at the firm I work for are flat out lazy bitches. We have a predominantly male staff as far as Attorney's with the exception of one female Attorney, whose utterly useless. When she's not shopping for Gucci, she's shopping for clutches lol.
My personal gripe of the day happened this week with our tax and finance Attorney, Jim. Now, this is the same guy whose unfaithful to his wife with a trampy - skanky hoe named Marchelle. Marchelle used to work at the firm but she was fired after her theatrics with Jim, the clients, and fighting with me. They STILL keep in touch. Anyway, a client called in and I was familiar with the matter. I inquired if Jim wanted to take the call. Jim is a lazy bastard, he has me meet with clients, has me contact them via telephone or facsimile. So when I asked him if he wanted to take the call, his response was "Oh, I need more information." God! Just pick up the phone you lazy fuck! I took him off paige because I was fed up, not only are we short staffed but its been a hectic week. I proceed to take a detailed summary for the client and suddenly Jim paiges me at my desk. I don't take it because obviously I'm following - up with a client lol. He comes stomping out to me demanding what I'm doing and how he was going to take the call. I put the client on hold so he doesn't have to hear how unprofessional he is. Jim tries to take the call, I stop him, he tries to take it again, I stop him lol. Finally he starts bitching at me to allow him to take the call. LOL! Which only boiled my blood, so I barked back at him, pretty much calling him out as the lazy fuck he is and how I do all the work for him. He bitches at me and demands that I stop "playing games." He kept bitching as he was walking back to his office. I was furious now, seething that he dared belittle me. So I told him to "keep his marital problems out of the office." Which, I meant Marchelle, because she always provokes him. He stomps back and by then I'm on the phone. He starts going off and I turn my chair to him LOL!
Our Bankruptcy Attorney, Stuart, and our Corporate Attorney, Steve, both enjoyed our verbal clash it seemed. I think the whole office heard us. But there was no way I was going to allow that cocky mo fo' to degrade me like I was some brainless woman. I was really pissed. I kept thinking to myself 'next time answer your own fucking calls.'
So Jim and I didn't speak for the rest of the day. Which was good for me because I wasn't in an amicable mood to begin with lol. Yay for PMS! LOL! Sometimes its a blessing to be a woman.
