Jaden Smith Tweets

Goddamn. This is the result of indulging your children. Instead of being like "Oh Jaden is a creative genius!" why doesn't somebody be like "Uh Jay? You need to stop smoking weed and listen to a Will Smith record!" LOL.

It's almost worse than a Kardashian because at least the Kardashians KNOW they are famous for nothing. This is like a kid who's been given the keys to the world, and trying to be like self reflective or like he has any actual idea of what's going on in the real world lol.
 
Oh you know he's serious! Both him and Willow think they are like creative worldly geniuses who see the world on a higher level. Did you hear the weird interview the two did and they were talking about like time travel and shit? It was bananas! Those two are wackadoodles.
 
Clara Oswald said:
"Trees Are Never Sad Look At Them Every Once In Awhile They're Quite Beautiful"
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This is just propaganda. I mean honestly, there is a conspiracy here. M. Night Shyamalan makes a cautionary tale about when the beautiful trees turn sad and angry and they start to kill people. M. Night Shayamalan tells a story about a father and son (starring Jaden Smith no less... before he was brainwashed into being a BO minion) surviving on an Earth in which even the foliage wants to kill you.

Now Smith is tweeting that trees are not sad and we should look at them. Bunk I say. He and his other BO sympathizers are just trying to sucker us into getting close to the trees to gaze upon their beauty so that we are easy targets. They are wanting us to be human take-outs for their Botanical Overlords! The jig is up Jaden. The jig is up.

But wait, it goes further than that. There is the systematic brain-washing which takes place within Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers as the Botanical Overlords are presented as merely wizened and comical helpers who play their part in saving the day. Treebeard and his lot are Hollywoods attempt at covering the secret agenda of the BO and their desire to make us human Miracle Grow. The animated show Happy Tree Friends plants the seeds at an even earlier age that "Trees are happy. They are our friends."

The conspiracy is even further reaching than that. Witness on the day JFK was shot, from this vantage... what do you see?
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Trees. On the grassy knoll. There were trees.

You have been warned. Our Botanical Overlords are everywhere. Someone you know may even be a BO supporter just like Jaden. Don't enable the worlds BO problem, please for your sake, for all of our sakes, from now on buy artificial plants.
 
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