Catty comments and comebacks!

[SIZE=-1]oh, heather, you got jokes. aha. aha.

:rolleyes:

and I KNOW you aint talking, little Sammi Streetwalker. You're too busy offering your services to every man, woman, and tranny on EARTH. Obviously the people bitchin about the aggressive sell tactics of car salesman have never met the burlesque billboard prostitution industry that is YOU!
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Alright. This can be directed at whoever the biggest whore of you all on this site is, but it isn't my joke. I knew a gay kid once and he used this to describe a whore...

She is such a whore that even I've been with her, and I'm a flaming homosexual!
 
My brother and I took my parents out to dinner tonight. The only good item on the menu was the Strawberry daiquiri. Anyway I was incredibly thirsty so I was gulping them down. I had two in less than an hour.

My brother turns to me and says, "man, you suck those things down." I turn to him and grin, "yes I do, kinda like how you suck other things down too including the gag reflex."

LOL! He shut right yup and my parents cracked up, I put his gay ass in his place. :D ;)
 
My friend Shalandrea and I were at work discussing a woman across the hall, Leslie. Leslie has a tendency of "showing some skin" when its mild out. So we were cracking up on how skanky it looks.

I was in the ladies room when Leslie followed to tell me she got laid and how good it was. Which, I sat in the stall thinking 'and I care because?' lol.

When I return to my desk, I tell Shalandrea what happened. She looks at me and goes "She told you that? Damn that woman has easy bake written all over her." LMAO!!
 
Haha, whatever. We both know you spend a lot of time on your hands and knees 'servicing' your local fan club on your lunch break for that new diet of yours. What was that again? Protein and green leaf lettuce? :hehe2: Remember take small bites honey and don't forget to swallow. :spit2:
 
Anyway :rolleyes: my rumoured "servicing" as you call it STILL can't compare to your deep sea diving adventures in the locker room at the women's fitness club. Your mouth gets more action there than a turnstyle at an amusement part on a saturday afternoon. and don't worry about my technique, you just better make sure you WIPE UP before you're done. ;)
 
Spellbinder said:
Anyway :rolleyes: my rumoured "servicing" as you call it STILL can't compare to your deep sea diving adventures in the locker room at the women's fitness club. Your mouth gets more action there than a turnstyle at an amusement part on a saturday afternoon. and don't worry about my technique, you just better make sure you WIPE UP before you're done. ;)
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Amusement part? I believe its amusement park. :hehe2: Perhaps you left your dictionary back in Detroit. ;)
 
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no comments from the newly minted PEANUT GALLERY << points at poster above>> thank you :rolleyes:

and Heather? how did i KNOW you'd fall on the whole "cite the grammatical error" routine KNOWING that once again you've been slayed! :p speaking of dictionary, do you use yours for anything OTHER than a crude knee pad while you're giving out oral favors?
 
Spellbinder said:
no comments from the newly minted PEANUT GALLERY << points at poster above>> thank you :rolleyes:

and Heather? how did i KNOW you'd fall on the whole "cite the grammatical error" routine KNOWING that once again you've been slayed! :p speaking of dictionary, do you use yours for anything OTHER than a crude knee pad while you're giving out oral favors?
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LOL! At least I'm not collecting dust bunnies like you, sweet heart. :D
 
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