Catty comments and comebacks!

Spellbinder said:
girl please...the only thing ill be "coming out" to see...is your skanky ass on the corner flagging tricks for a penny.
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Yeah we both know you have an obsession with my ass. But instead of watching me, you should worry about that odor coming between your legs. I thought we talked about feminine hygiene dear. Soap and water does help sweetie. :whistle:
 
Foxfire said:
Yeah we both know you have an obsession with my ass. But instead of watching me, you should worry about that odor coming between your legs. I thought we talked about feminine hygiene dear. Soap and water does help sweetie. :whistle:
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I guess I won't be making a tongue stop down there anytime soon :igitt:
 
<<shoves Ft out of the way>> stand aside young man.:sure: lest YOU get clowned on as well. :vamp:

and as for YOU, Floozy, if ONLY it took "soap and water" to contain that BLAST FURNACE between your legs. i mean damn...the gynecologist has to use EXTRA STRENGTH TIDY BOWL with BLEACH just to get through the first LAYER of toxic waste down there
:wow: :rofl:
 
Spellbinder said:
<<shoves Ft out of the way>> stand aside young man.:sure: lest YOU get clowned on as well. :vamp:

and as for YOU, Floozy, if ONLY it took "soap and water" to contain that BLAST FURNACE between your legs. i mean damn...the gynecologist has to use EXTRA STRENGTH TIDY BOWL with BLEACH just to get through the first LAYER of toxic waste down there
:wow: :rofl:
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LMAO!! OMG, nice comeback Farrah. :D :nod: You have me there....for now. I'll retort later. lol. :vamp:
 
Oh man, I wish I had seen this thread earlier! I just love talking smack. lol

Alright, let's try and get in a couple of shots on more than a few members...

Farrah - You've seen more shaft than an elevator. Those big hoop earrings you wear are for resting your ankles in, I presume.

Don - Your girlfriend asked you to give her 10 inches and make it hurt...so you fucked her twice and hit her in the face with a brick.

Lexi's name is written on the wall of every truck stop in Texas. "For an inadequate time and a toothy blowjob, call Lexi at 356-8952."

Awaits the fun responses. :D
 
Oooooh, Mat talking smack....i'm shaking in my boots. :p Can someone please keep him on a short leash while the REAL catty bitches have some fun. :D

(love ya mat! LOL)
 
Mat, you ridiculous creature, you used that SAME insult on Heather a couple of pages back already you repetitive roach. get some new material already, offspring from 1000 foul odors. and come again ;) :D
 
Shockwave said:
Oooooh, Mat talking smack....i'm shaking in my boots. :p Can someone please keep him on a short leash while the REAL catty bitches have some fun. :D

(love ya mat! LOL)
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Love you too, hon! :D

Spells: Sorry, it's just a personal fav of mine. *grins*

Farrah's breasts are so droopy that she actually has to tuck them into her jeans.

Better? ;)
 
mat dear, i KNOW you arent talking about disappointing body parts. must we get on that half erroded ANT HILL of a nub between your legs? there's only so many people you can fool with the "oh im sorry its just too cold in here" excuse. :rolleyes: :D
 
Persephone
Persephone
LMAO @ ant hills!!!
Spellbinder said:
mat dear, i KNOW you arent talking about disappointing body parts. must we get on that half erroded ANT HILL of a nub between your legs? there's only so many people you can fool with the "oh im sorry its just too cold in here" excuse. :rolleyes: :D
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It's only small in comparison to your fat ass, my dear. It's not my fault that canyon of rotted beef you claim as your vagina is too big to properly enjoy my 8 inches of Irishness. ;)
 
:haha: well well my dear needle dick, i guess you told ME about myself eh? but that still doesnt explain why you were all up in between my legs showing me the skills you picked up from your night job..you know the one where you're the "room cum receptical" in the bathroom at the Blue Oyster bar? they say no one defines "oral fixation" quite like you..and judging by the age rings around your mouth ..i wouldnt doubt it, you cum gargling road whore :p
 
Mat said:
Lexi's name is written on the wall of every truck stop in Texas. "For an inadequate time and a toothy blowjob, call Lexi at 356-8952."

Awaits the fun responses. :D
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Oh Mat dear, if you're gonna start talkin mess, at LEAST get your facts straight. It's every truck stop in Texas AND Oklahoma, and that they call me to get an appointment with YOU.

You asked for extra spending money, dont hate on me doing my job to get you good advertisement!
 
Lexi's a pimp now? Well that's fitting considering her wardrobe mirrors that of Flava Flav. *shrugs* Got the time Lex? :D
 
For you, my dear, I've always got the time. It's ten of Eleven. ;)

*gets out appointment book*

So, how many slots would YOU like to fill tonight, Sammi? You know I don't like to overwork my 'girls'. :D
 
Oh I can't work tonight, sweetness. But i'm sure Farrah would be glad to get off her feet and lay on her back. ;)
 
now see, there you go. admitting to your fantasies about me you closeted, crab infested lesbian road whore. :rolleyes: how many times do i have to tell you that you aint got what i want, "Miss New York Carpet World"? :haha:
 
Shockwave said:
Lexi's a pimp now? Well that's fitting considering her wardrobe mirrors that of Flava Flav. *shrugs* Got the time Lex? :D
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LMAOOOOOOO!!! Nice comeback, Sam. ;) :D Don't forget about Lexi's horrid lumberjack attire. ;)
 
Titania said:
Fauxfur, you're SUCH an instigator. You know you secretly fantasize about my flannel pjs. :rolleyes:
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Yes Lexi, I secretly fantasize burning your flannel pjs LOL!
 
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